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2026
BEERLYMPICS
HOGWARTS HOUSE CUP
SATURDAY, 9/26
2PM-8PM
920 CINDY LN, LEANDER, TX 78641
Welcome to Beerlympics:
HOGWARTS HOUSE CUP
Embrace the magic! This year we’ll be sorting you into houses to become the wizard or witch you were always destined to become. 4 houses will compete with wands, solo cups, and jello shots in a whirlwind day that you will quickly forget. Same birthday, same beerlympics, new surprises.
RSVP early so we have time to plan shit.
You’re too old to be non-commital. See you there!
JK SUCKS DISCLAIMER
It’s worth noting that the Harry Potter legacy has been more than tarnished by the hateful words and actions by the author and now HP profits are now being weaponized to target trans kids.
Fuck that shit.
When planning your outfits, sourcing wands, going above and beyond this year, please consider buying used or making your own magical gear. A sick ass stick is just as cool as a $100 battery powered wand that makes noises when you swish and flick.
SEPTEMBER 26, 2026
2:00 PM
SEPTEMBER 26, 2026 2:00 PM
2026 Team Hub
You’re underdressed muggle! Refresh yourself on team colors and find the link to add your beer drinking jams to the official beerlympics spotify playlist.
2026 Schedule
Stick to the plan dude. Check out this year’s lineup of competitive games and strategize how to get to beerlympics gold.
Games & Rules
Apparently some of you jabronis don’t have a drinking problem and find yourselves unfamiliar with beerlympic games. Click here to read the setups and house rules before getting a ref involved.
HALL OF FAME
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EDM | 2025
Miguel Velarde
Sarah Velarde
Kim Vantatenhove
Albert Soliz
Daniell Wedell
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Jamaica | 2024
Rezwan Huda
Albert Soliz
Tor Cavazos
Kim Vantatenhove
Jasmine Venzant
Collin Dowling
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![Modern house on grassy hill with snow-capped mountains in background.]()
Ireland | 2023
Sarah Velarde
Erika Wedell
Jack Dowling
Janel Venzant
Sabra Scott
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![Scenic lake with greenish-blue water surrounded by grasslands and mountains under a cloudy sky.]()
Germany | 2022
Jack Dowling
Mike French
Daniel Wedell
Alexandra Villareal
Kim VanTatenhove
Beerlympics Code of Conduct
To run this successfully every year, we’ve developed the following guidelines to make sure we all have a great time, and cement your invite for years to come.
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This is a birthday party first, and a cutthroat competition second. Take care of each other, play fair, and have fun.
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While we normally have a couple of neutral parties act as referees, in general we rely on the sportsmanship of the players to handle their own conflicts. House rules will be explained before any event, and Miguel & Sarah reserves the right to override any decisions for the sake of the party.
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Dangerous behavior, offensive language, and inappropriate activity is considered a big no-no. We want everyone to feel comfortable and welcome, if you are threatening that experience you will be asked to leave.
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In the spirit of beerlympics and to plan for capacity, we're limiting the non-drinking participants on each team. Please mark the box in the RSVP form, and be prepared to be a cheerleader if the teams fill up.
FAQs
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$5 for Pizza
1 Case of Easy-Drinking Beer
Lawn Chair
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Tents, Tables, Limited Chairs
Sunscreen, Bug Spray
Limited Gatorade, Pedialyte
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No. Firepit and pizza hangout after the event is always a great opportunity to sober up.